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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. Said he:
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wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to
crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a
woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went wan with shock and rage.
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joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she
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Dear All

Sadar Jai Jinendra

Time has come that we all get connected through one of the most powerful invention of 20^th century!!!

Arre!!! don't rub your head with your hand in thinking what I am saying……I am just talking about the internet!!! J J J Friends!!! Say hurray!!! J J J........the stage has all set for the launch our Young Jains' website!!!

Let me accept, there has been some delay in the process………but!!!, "Jaisa ki Aagam (sastra) may Aaya Hai Ki" until five basic ingredients collectively met…………… (1) Kaal Labdhi (2) Purushartha (3) Swabhaav (4) Nimitt and (5) Honhaar............the work does not get completed. "Kuch aisa hi abhi tak hua."

However most of the things have now been completed except the launch of the same and that will get completed only with the presence of you all.

Let me feel great pleasure in inviting you all for the launch our website on 7th February 2009 (coming Saturday) at India International Centre, Delhi . The launch will coincide the two day seminar on " Jain Way of Life" (JWOL) organized by the Bhogilal Leherchand Institute of Indology.

Dr. Karan Singh, M.P., President of ICCR will preside over the Inaugural Function and Dr. Kapila Vatsyayana will be the Chief Guest. Prof. Sheldon Pollock and Prof. Gananath Obeysekere will be the Guests of Honor. Besides, more than twenty leading scholars from all over India will participate in the seminar.

The website will be launched by an eminent speaker and academician, Prof. Radhavallabh Tripathi (HOD Sanskrit) of Dr HSG University, Sagar, MP.

Program details: -

Friday, 6th February 2009

9.30 am - 6.00pm - Inaugural & Academic Session

Saturday, 7th February 2009

9.30 am - 6.00pm - Academic Session and Website Launch

Venue:

Conference Room No. III

India International Centre (Annexe)

Max Mueller Marg, New Delhi 110003

- Tea and lunch will be provided at the venue

Detailed brochure of the program is enclosed herewith. Hope to see all of you at the venue.

Since the seats are limited, please book your seat in advance however we will try to accommodate all if the confirmation is given in advance.

For giving confirmation/seat booking/any other clarification, please contact Gaurav Jain 9811981233

For any assistance at the venue, please get in touch with Gaurav at above number or Neeraj at 9999905646

Team – Young Jains

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